Blind Item: Closeted Gay Actor Jake Gyllenhaal Is Looking For A New Female Beard.

You Can Be His Girlfriend

[Blind Gossip] He is a really good actor. He has even had some roles that have been nominated for a big award or two. Yet this over-30 quiet guy wants more attention. He is not dating the woman with whom is is hanging around, but he is interested in having a girlfriend. His team has been calling around town trying to find a new one for him. Here are the requirements: She must be thin, pretty, and famous with no scandal in her background. Oh, and she must like facial hair.

My Guess: This blind item is easy obviously once again Jake Gyllenhaal is looking for a new female beard to present the facade he is heterosexual. Although young gay actors such as Matt Dallas, Zachary Qunito, and Matt Bomer have come out of the closet Jake Gyllenhaal is higher profile. For the high profile B+/ A list gay stars such as  Jake Gyllenhaal he and his PR team obviously believe he can’t come out of the closet. Isn’t it sad in the year 2013, that a young successful gay man such as Jake Gyllenhaal is still playing these silly games pretending he is straight?

It is pathetic and exhausting to pretend to be someone you are not just because you are afraid to be who you really are? Unfortunately, plenty of male celebrities play the beard game. Jake Gyllenhaal and his PR team continue to search Hollywood and find a woman who has to “pretend” to be his girlfriend. Also, remember, the tabloids are “involved” in these silly schemes as well. 

The general public is also to blame though because obviously the higher profile closeted gay male actors believe they must present a heterosexual illusion so the heterosexual female fans will continue to support their work. Although society is becoming more progressive about homosexuality, the truth is, male celebrities still face the double standard and stigma associated with being gay compared to female celebrities. 

First Clue: Jake Gyllenhaal was nominated for best supporting actor for Brokeback Mountain back in 2005.

Second Clue: Jake just turned 32 last month.

Third  Clue : Jake tends to like squeaky clean beards who are famous  such as Reese Witherspoon, Taylor Swift, and now Katie Holmes. Jake’s beards also are white, thin, attractive, and have the all American girl image.

Fourth Clue: Jake currently has grown a beard.

Blind Item: James Franco & Jake Gyllenhaal Were An Item But Drama Ended Homosexual Relationship.

[LaineyGossip] Both are acclaimed actors. One’s an actor you find super cute. He’s popular and adorable, like dimples and old fashioned dresses. The other’s an actor I find super gross. And dramatic. And full of his own shit. He fronts like he’s dark. He’s difficult. The work is often beneath him. The work is often taken away from him because the attitude that it is beneath him is so often intolerable. The two had a torrid affair. Which is nothing unusual, of course not. Except that dimples broke up with drama and drama practically had a psychotic break. There was a month-long spiral. A couple of times he came close to really hurting himself. He also threatened to expose them both, though no one is taking that seriously. As a result, his heartbreaker is trying, ignorantly, to go back to the other side of his bisexuality.

My Guess

Cute Dimples: Jake Gyllenhaal

Gross Drama: James Franco 

The blind says one gay guy is cute and simple while the other man is dramatic. Jake Gyllenhaal is the cute dimples guy and James Franco is definitely seems full of himself and he presents the image he is a tortured artist. After the actor Brad Renfro died Franco actually cut himself and he designed a switch blade in memory of Renfro. Franco has made it very blatant that he’s at least bisexual. Last year, in an interview with Playboy magazine Franco insinuated that he’s bisexual. Franco is also very passionate about gay and lesbian studies. I am not suggesting a heterosexual man could not be interested in Queer studies. However, anyone who has seen Franco’s biopic film The Broken Tower about gay poet Hart Crane can read between the lines. Franco is very passionate about male homosexuality and I believe he uses art as a medium to explore his bisexuality.

Blind Item: Closeted Homosexual Jake Gyllenhaal New Female Beard Is Actress Minka Kelly Since He Has A Movie Coming Out This Year!!!

[Hollywood Dame] Remember when we mentioned that actor who has been immersing himself in work but his team has been busy beard shopping? Well, he has found a taker. She hasn’t done much lately, but she will be in a movie filled with big names next year.

My Guess: Jake Gyllenhaal is gay but he will not come out of the closet.  Society is becoming more acceptable of homosexuality. However, Hollywood is still  reticent to accepting young male stars being gay.  The public does not want to believe the movie star hunks are gay and neither does the mainstream media.

I personally think Jake Gyllenhaal is a solid B+ star but he is not A list.

Society is still very homophobic and people do not want their hunks to be gay!

Jake and his management team have attempted to butch up his image by trying to make him an action star and leading man.

 I can understand this might be upsetting to heterosexual women but Jake Gyllenhaal is not straight. Straight women will not accept a good looking young male actor if he comes out.  Jake Gyllenhaal recent film roles Prince of Persia, Source Code,  are his attempt to reach a  male audience. 

The young male demographic is not going to support an openly gay action hero. 

 I noticed a pattern in the last couple of years prior to the release of a new film Jake suddenly has a  girlfriend. 

 Remember, two years ago  Jake was suddenly dating the country singer Taylor Swift. Taylor seemed like an odd choice for Jake but she was his   beard.  The photograph  on the cover of  US Weekly appeared staged and fake.

The general public needs to be cognizant of the fact media companies also have a role in presenting a heterosexual image of stars.

People read tabloids because they want to live vicariously through the life of the celebrity.

I doubt the female targeted audience of Us Weekly would love it if they  found out Jake is indeed gay. I imagine Jake and his publicists believed it can help his career to appeal to a younger heterosexual female demographic market. Well it appears Jake Gyllenhaal is at it again he has a movie  End Of Watch coming out later this  year. Jake’s new beard is actress Minka Kelly. Minka has a role in the high profile film  The Butler.