Blind Item: Closeted Gay Actor Jake Gyllenhaal Is Looking For A New Female Beard.

You Can Be His Girlfriend

man beard 3[Blind Gossip] He is a really good actor. He has even had some roles that have been nominated for a big award or two. Yet this over-30 quiet guy wants more attention. He is not dating the woman with whom is is hanging around, but he is interested in having a girlfriend. His team has been calling around town trying to find a new one for him. Here are the requirements: She must be thin, pretty, and famous with no scandal in her background. Oh, and she must like facial hair.

My Guess: This blind item is easy obviously once again Jake Gyllenhaal is looking for a new female beard to present the facade he is heterosexual. Although young gay actors such as Matt Dallas, Zachary Qunito, and Matt Bomer have come out of the closet Jake Gyllenhaal is higher profile. For the high profile B+/ A list gay stars such as  Jake Gyllenhaal he and his PR team obviously believe he can’t come out of the closet. Isn’t it sad in the year 2013, that a young successful gay man such as Jake Gyllenhaal is still playing these silly games pretending he is straight?
It is pathetic and exhausting to pretend to be someone you are not just because you are afraid to be who you really are? Unfortunately, plenty of male celebrities play the beard game. Jake Gyllenhaal and his PR team continue to search Hollywood and find a woman who has to “pretend” to be his girlfriend. Also, remember, the tabloids are “involved” in these silly schemes as well. 
The general public is also to blame though because obviously the higher profile closeted gay male actors believe they must present a heterosexual illusion so the heterosexual female fans will continue to support their work. Although society is becoming more progressive about homosexuality, the truth is, male celebrities still face the double standard and stigma associated with being gay compared to female celebrities. 
First Clue: Jake Gyllenhaal was nominated for best supporting actor for Brokeback Mountain back in 2005.
Second Clue: Jake just turned 32 last month.
Third  Clue : Jake tends to like squeaky clean beards who are famous  such as Reese Witherspoon, Taylor Swift, and now Katie Holmes. Jake’s beards also are white, thin, attractive, and have the all American girl image.
Fourth Clue: Jake currently has grown a beard.Image

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One response to “Blind Item: Closeted Gay Actor Jake Gyllenhaal Is Looking For A New Female Beard.”

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    Professor Moriarty says :

    Jake Gyllenhaal will always be remembered for “Brokeback Mountain”. A wonderful and heartbreaking film. He was too good in the part. He really showed the emotional turmoil that must have been going on inside him. During filming he was in the process of breaking up with his current “lady friend”. Even in 2013 in super liberal Hollywood, coming out of the closet is still career suicide. Remember, making money is and always has been the most important thing to the film industry. Coming out would eliminate him from romantic comedies and action hero type movies and the box office they would produce and he knows it. Being Jewish is another factor that would weigh heavily on him. The Jewish culture feels very strongly about marriage, family, and having children. This especially after the millions of Jews who died in the Holocaust. He comes from what appears to be a loving, close knit family and I’m sure he doesn’t want to hurt or disappoint his parents, who have worked in the film industry for years. If he doesn’t want to come out, let’s respect his right to privacy and enjoy his talent as an actor. He will meet the “right man” he truly loves and wants to enjoy life with.

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