Rafael Nadal Wins The Italian Open For The Fifth Time But Does Anyone Give A Fuck?

The clay court king Rafael Nadal of Spain won the Italian Open today for the fifth time in six years over fellow Spaniard David Ferrer 7-5 6-2. Ferrer is a talented player ,but he is also short and because he is small he  lacks the power to seriously challenge Nadal on the clay courts. Nadal has not defeated a top ten player since he won back to back titles in Monte Carlo and Rome.