Do you believe Sarah Jessica Parker Is The Ugliest Woman In The World?
According to Maxim Magazine, Sarah Jessica Parker is the ugliest female celebrity in the world. Remember, Maxim is a heterosexual men’s magazine and the male readers think SJP is unattractive. SJP has complained in the press about Maxim, but I feel she’s being a bit hypocritical. SJP is a businesswoman, she is selling her image as a standard of beauty that women should aspire to.
I guess because I am man, I don’t completely understand why any woman would want to look like SJP? SJP has a gawky anorexic kind of body she is simply too thin she has no meat on her bones. Sarah Jessica Parker has thin hips, a masculine jaw line, bony arms, thin legs, her face looks rough like sandpaper.
Sarah Jessica Parker has a very scary appearance this woman looks like she smokes a pack of cigarettes a day.
SJP has also attempted to maintain her so called “beauty” through fitness trainers, designers, make up artists, stylists, to look beautiful. So why is SJP lying that she’s trying to achieve this beauty standard? How many women in North America aspire to be just like SJP? SJP is aspiring to be pretty so why is she so upset when Maxim shatters the mystique around her and state the honest truth? SJP is not attractive even though she thinks she is.
I read an article that SJP made over $25 million in endorsements from selling various products. SJP has always been very cognizant of selling the image of beauty and trying to achieve this beauty even though she’s an average looking woman. SJP has a cosmetic line, she was a former spokeswoman for The Gap. SJP has always presented the image that she cares very much about her appearance and about profiting from her appearance. So why is SJP surprised that Maxim is challenging her?
Has Maxim forgotten about Sandra Bernhard? The comedian Sandra Bernhard has a bad personality and her face looks like it was smashed by a dump truck LOL!
Sarah Jessica Parker’s co stars on Sex And The City Kristen Davis and Kim Cattrall are beautiful women. It just makes sense that men are sexually attracted to Kristen and Kim.
Meanwhile, Sarah Jessica Parker certainly isn’t gorgeous like Jennifer Love Hewitt, Soleil Moon Frye, Gabrielle Union, Charlize Theron, or Halle Berry that’s for sure. Sarah Jessica Parker also doesn’t have the firm voluptuous ass, tight thighs, pugnacious breasts, and all the curves in the right places she’s too skinny. Sarah Jessica Parker isn’t an ugly woman either there is just nothing about her that is sexually appealing.
Sarah Jessica Parker shouldn’t lie about the nose job though, she’s definitely had cosmetic surgery. My sister is a huge fan of Sex And The City I don’t understand the show’s popularity? I also don’t understand how any man on Sex & The City would be sexually attracted to Sarah? I realize Sex And The City is a fantasy that an ordinary, below average, woman like Sarah Jessica Parker can attract men. Perhaps that’s the appeal of Sex And The City?
Gayblackcanada 
It’s a good thing for white women, that they run fashion magazines and can exalt even an ugly white woman on magazine covers and thrust the illusion of her beauty at us. And of course we eat up the propaganda without questioning whether this person is beautiful or not.
Sure Parker has a wonderful spirit, but come on…
A black woman with the same level of attractiveness would be laughed out of Vogue’s offices.
Sarah Jessica Parker is NOT white. She is Jewish. Jews have Semite genetics, NOT Caucasian genetics.
Ummm….Jews are regarded as Caucasion fool. They are just defined as Nordic, Aryan, Semetic is a language by the way. When they put down on race papers they state they are caucasion. idiot. Get an education about genetics then talk. Retars. Semetic’s are white they are just not a specific race of white Adolf Hilter.
The real question here is why is the race card being pulled in the first place? Grow up and welcome to the 21st century…
@Blackwomanunhinged girl I love this quote “sure Parker has a wonderful spirit but come on..” Lol!
You definitely got a point about Sarah Jessica Parker. I mean she’s a good actress and all but she’s no beauty queen that’s for sure. I agree in Hollywood Eurocentric standards of beauty are pushed down the throats of black people are we just told to accept it. The danger is some people internalize this and it affects them I mean look at Michael Jackson.
What does it matter how ‘hot’ anybody thinks she is? She is a good actress, and that’s her job. If you don’t like it, don’t watch. You don’t combat Maxim’s argument at all, you’re just telling the world how hot (or not) you think she is.
I personally hate the term “ugly.” That’s just me. Unattrative; not so easy on the eyes, blah blah blah. I personally, never use this term to describe anyone even if they are. Oops. Did I kinda use the term there? 😦
Anyhoo, that seems kinda cruel to label her or anyone else “the ugliest woman in the world.” And really, it’s just silly.
Anyway, there are lots of others who are less atrractive than her.
I see her as average and nondescript.
Anyway, who gives a shit about Sarah Jessica Parker?
@Theblackactor quote “Anyway, who gives a shit about Sarah Jessica Parker?” LOL!
Yeah SJP is a good actress, but she really is ugly. I personally thinks she looks like a man. Nevermind thats too much credit. Even when she talks, i just want to scream.
I really thought that Sarah Jessica Parker was a man (and not a good looking one)! I agree with the author that the other two women on the program are very beautiful and sexually attractive. Kristen is definitely beautiful and Kim is just so hot. Anyway, SJP really looks like a man in the picture of her wearing a cream dress with a huge ‘bouquet’ on the shoulder.
I hate the way she does that stupid little fake scream. Her jaw is horrible, and she is too skinny. Her eyes are too tiny. She is not beautuful. The appeal of the show is that she is a slutty Cinderella with her 3 ugly step sluts. Big is the prince with the show. Women love the Cinderella story.
Maxim likes the “slutty” types like Pam Anderson, who , in my opinion, looks like “Dog, the Bounty Hunter”! No, Sarah Jessica Parker is not beautiful but she is a talented actress and probably could “buy” the entire staff of Maxim!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve never understood why she is marketed as beautiful, and how she turned out to be the star of ‘Sex in the City’; SJP is not only unattractive, she is as bland as sushi without soy sauce. The reason why her beauty is challenged is precisely because she has created an image of herself as sexy and beautiful, attributes that she is far from possessing and yet she completely believes it. One only needs to watch the movie (worse money ever spent) ‘Sex in the city’ to realize that the whole thing was a marketing scheme written to promote designer Manolo whose products are as ugly as SJP is. Interesting but the only attractive clothes were those worn by her three attractive co-stars.
She should be stripped, beaten – and burned at the stake.
Wow, I hope I don’t become a celebrity. While I’m not attracted to many images of Sarah, I’ve seen one tasteful model pose that beats all from her TV shows (which are the directors’ faults). But, enough with this “white” vs. “causasian” vs. Jewish vs. semitic all-or-nothing unscientific BS. Racial Jews are a mere subset of Semites. Caucasians are from the Caucusses, probably descended from the dark folks who populate India. A fraction of racial minority genes no more makes a person entirely or predominantly a minority — except in the boobyhatches of sickoes and sick laws — than does a fraction make an whole in mathematics. I grew up with numerous Jews and assure you that a good number of them are more “racially pure” than the self-mislabled “Aryans” of Germany. That’s one reason why the crazies in Palestine hate them so much.
WOW. What a bunch of superficial, brain dead, shallow assholes. If you don’t like her, don’t watch her.
And if you don’t like this artcile DON’T READ IT! Much less comment lollll.
I quote Peter Griffin from Family Guy ” They let Sarah Jessica Parker on T.V and she looks like a FOOT!”
Ugly did not beat her with a stick. It HIT and ran over her with its CAR! ……And backed up couple times. Pug,fug, buggly, muggly.
Hi,
Um this woman is beautiful maybe just not to your liking-how dare you list all the reasons why YOU think she is not pretty.
Congratulations !
You just dehumanised a woman in a matter of seconds-go collect a bit more testosterone to make you seem more manly.
Has any one noticed that ALL the woman in this retard’s listed posed for playboy.
So maybe you should look beyond looks as I’m sure woman do for you.
Grow a bigger dick and be a man-dont make fun of a successful woman who is probably more successful than you.
Yours ….i think your a prick
Eilish
OK FIRST OF ALL EVERYONE WHO HAS SAID NEGATIVE STUFF ABOUT SJP CAN KISS MY ASS. BECAUSE SJP IS A beautiful women amazing actress n business women! !!! U have no RIGHT TO TALK about her like that. Have u seen ur self in the Mirror? ?yeah that’s what I thought pussy. So please keep ur comments to your self if u don’t have nothing NICE to say about her. She’s my role model n I love sjp. And maxim only chooses the sluty,trashy,n not to forget most of them have pose for play boy!! n there just hating because sjp is a successful business women n doesn’t need to pose naked to get some money if u know what I mean . So if u don’t like her don’t watch her its easier than hating.HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has anyone noticed that it’s predominantly the males who think she is unattractive, and the females who are saying she isn’t?
I suppose men are from mars, women are from venus.
Personally, I don’t think she is a beautiful woman at all, but at least she is different from the rest of the generically beautiful women in hollywood these days. And she is healthy. She works out, she eats healthily, at least she is a decent rolemodel for womens health these days.
Cherry Blossom how is Sarah Jessica Parker a role model for women? How is Sarah Jessica Parker healthy? Sarah is extremely skinny. Sarah had plastic surgery, she had a nose job she tries to fix the heterosexist ideals of “beauty”. The media try to “sell” SJP as some sex symbol and she’s not she’s just an ugly woman that wants to be a beautiful. The woman’s face looks rough she looks like she smokes a lot.
Sarah Jessica Parker is a lovely woman with a lot to offer and she does not look like a horse or foot. What a cruel description of someone. She has a lot to offer and I would be very happy to have her clinging on my arm. She is not ugly, she is beautiful.
SJP is pretty enough to me.Maybe she’s just like a modern day Audrey Hepburn.They were both not hollywoods standards during there eras’ but they both wore beautiful clothes,had a wonderful time and gave Hollywood all that they have.No fake sexy ass bullshit!
Sarah Jessica Parker is not beautiful she has a masculine jawline, she looks like an anorexic and her face looks rough like sand paper. I am tired of the media hyping up this ugly old woman and trying to say this sea hag is a sex symbol because she isn’t! Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse!
who cares if SJP Jewish. Winona Ryder is Jewish, and she’s very pretty. SJP is definitely one of the ugliest people I ever seen.
The ugliest? I’d like to see what half of these people commenting look like here.
Sarah is SEXY!!!! Everything about her face is sexy – especially her nose, lifts my spirits and ‘flesh’ whenever i see her pics.. Every man that slept with her has done the best for his co*k..
Personally I like women with long heads and faces..
SJP is Jewish. She is anorexic but like most in her tribe she is quite repulsive. The kinky hair, ridiculous nose, weird eyes, etc. Among whites, Jews are easiest the ugliest.
BTW, I am a hetero brown male. No white supremo but just an honest obs from my experiences! I mean look at Golda Meir, Jackie Mason, etc. The tribe has to focus on education and money cause the looks just ain’t there!
Wow , who gives a crap about what men think , so what ,now she should change the way she looks just because they think she’s ugly ? . Clearly she has more confidence than anyone out there calling her ugly and saying she needs a nose job or whatever. It’s her confidence that makes her beautiful and her amazing style , unlike most girls out there with their boob jobs , fake lips , and 1000 plastic surgery .
Opinions of SJP’s beauty aside- an explanation as to her popularity could be suggested through BP/SL> or the Brad Pitt/Shrek Look.
To be popular, first you gotta get noticed, for this you have two options, namely: the Brad Pit Look, or the Shrek Look. both will get you noticed.
BPL: super, unnaturally hot- people can’t think and notice your hotness at the same time, stupendousnessly hot
SL: Ugly to the point that you can’t not think “shit that dude must have an interesting story”
SJP could be suggested to be a mutation combining elements of both options: because, honestly, i can’t say i am that attracted by ‘her’ story, any attraction she has is more because of her ability to have no story, so she in effect becomes the front she is paid to, and that is her story. And it is worse than sad. In her defense, she is not bad at acting.
Folks, I think it is progressive – especially in America – to have ‘unattractive’ people be shown on TV because 1) not only does that closer match the looks of the actual population and 2) it is a self-esteem booster for easily influenced/susceptible audience (especially the teenagers).
In an enlightened society such trivial matters would not even exist. But of course, some in this discussion bored are only reflecting onto SJP there own personal self-images, self-talks and self-conscious.
Ugliest woman in the world? No. Ugliest celebrity in the world? Possibly. Ugliest female celebrity in her mid/late-40s who is a self-proclaimed fashion icon? Definitely. Putting it this way, as a straight male, would I date her? Hell no. Would I marry her for her money? Of course. Would I stay with her when said money is all dried up? You already know the answer to that.
Everytime i see her on tv i have nightmares, she was probably just dropped a couple time on her face as baby either way she is a terrible actor, shes EXTREMLY ugly some would even say horse-faced personally i think the horse comparison is WAY WAY too light a better comparison would probably be michael jackson and her voice makes me want to hang myself, and the only reason she’s on tv is because of all the dick she had to litterally suck night after night so that the directors wouldnt call animal control on her DISGUSTING ASS
director: “OM MY GOD WE HAVE FUCKING HORSE TRYING OUT FOR THE LEAD ROLE HEY STAN CHECK THIS OUT”
stan:”WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT IS THAT?!?!!
george:”I THINK IT’S A HORSE BUT IM NOT SURE ASK THE SCIENTIST”
scientist:”THAT IS NOT A HORSE, MUCH TOO UGLY , NO NO, I WOULD CLASSIFY IT MORE AS A HALF-MAN HALF-WILDABEAST, VERY DANGEROUS IT TRIES TO SEDUCE YOU BY SUCKING YOUR DICK TO GET WHAT IT WANTS, BUT BE CAREFULL IT HAS LOOKS LIKE IT HAS AN INFESTATION OF CRABS AND HERPES ON ITS FACE AND DONT FORGET ITS HIGH SHRILL VOICE CAN CAUSE SELF HARM SUCH AS HANGING YOURSELF OR BITING YOUR LEG OFF”
She looks great to me. Certain types of people love to run other ones down. Makes them feel good about themselves, I guess.
I came across this article when i typed SJP is beautiful. I truly believe she is, especially in sex and the city.Even though she’s no miss universe, or maxim’s hottest or only of that other shallow shit, she is beautiful. So what if she has a “masculine jawline”, or is too skinny. If she exercises and eats healthy,then she’s healthy. If she did get a nose job,SO WHAT. It’s none of our business. She is famous for her acting, and that is why she is able to be on magazine covers. All this shallow talk is why little girls (and or boys) cry about their appearance or even try to kill themselves. Because they don’t fit the mold of beauty, the megan fox,halle berry, jessica alba, barbie with a tiny nose, perfect smile,eyes,hair, body,etc……. Hopefully karma comes around to all those shallow assholes, and someone they truly care about is deemed “ugly” and they will be able to see how much it hurts others.
It’s interesting what everyone has to say about SJP. In her early days she was quite attractive and with work she can still pull it off. But it’s not her looks which make her appealing. I believe women enjoy watching her as I do because she comes off genuine, cute and smart and inspire other women to be proud of who they are without having to have that perfect Barbie Hollywood look. I don’t think SJP is good looking but her personality and brains make her pretty. It’s refreshing for once to enjoy watching a woman who is plain looking but has an interesting personality and is proud of herself. Maybe she represents the REAL woman in society. We are who we are and that’s perfectly fine. So many men actors are considered wonderful whether they are good looking or not, or fat or old…why can’t women be considered pretty because of who they are inside?
Wow! Its true that SJP has seemingly built an empire on being beautiful so it does seem fair to assess the product she is selling. I personally, as an attractive brown woman (pictures to prove, jk) do not find her ‘pretty’ but I agree that I like watching her becuase her beauty sort of grows on you, becuase of her role as an everyday girl. Now when she becomes a sex icon I think that’s a bit much…but honestly beauty as cheesy as it sounds, is in the eye of the beholder. We are told what is beautiful and fall for it, through marketing and messages. This is a good lesson to parents to teach their kids to love themselves, as this article demonstrates there will always be people with a range of opinions…especially if you are successful or in the limelight. After reading I realized I have kinda thought she was beautiful because I was told to, so now I’m rethinking who I think is pretty and not, becuase really half of these women I really do not think are pretty. I’m Indian and I’ve seen some beautiful women (see Bollywood) but like I said that’s beauty from my perspective…everyone has their own.